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Sunday, December 20, 2009

Quick Thoughts on The Rolling Stone

Here is a comment I left on Big Dave and Company's blog regarding a post on The Rolling Stone:
Big-D! Your feelings toward The Rolling Stone are in no way unique. That's not to say your opinions aren't unique; I'm just saying that many people share your same viewpoint. I've subscribed for the last year or two, buy I'm not renewing next year.
The magazine is a joke for the most part amongst the music community, unless you're Bruce Springsteen or U2. You'll notice a distinct lack of variety in the artist they choose to cover, and don't get me started about some of the people they put on the cover (some guy from Twilight? SHENANIGANS!
If you do like some of the music articles that are tucked in amongst all of the political B.S., you can usually find them, along with album and movie reviews and music news on their website for free.
And... is it any surprise that Jann Wenner, co-founder and publiser of the magazine is also heavily involved with the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame? You'll notice the same lack of artists in both places. Can anybody say Rush, Alice Cooper, Stevie Ray Vaughan? It's amazing AC/DC ever managed to make it in. SHENANIGANS!
I hope you enjoyed this quick hit.  Certainly, there's much more that could be said about The Rolling Stones' pompous asses, but maybe I'll touch on it some other time, or you can go find out for yourself.  Don't support them, though.  Check it out online.

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Wanna Go To A Bon Jovi Concert? Why Not?


I've just read something at Real Rock News that strikes me as quite peculiar.  Apparantly Bon Jovi is still touring!  And if that isn't enough, they're selling tickets! AND... people seem to care!  I must have accidentally gotten into my Delorean the other day while setting out for work and while passing a car, traveled back to 1987.  If I wasn't blogging right now, I'd swear that's what happened.  I mean, JBJ still looks the same and everything, shy of a new 'do.

In my opinion, I would consider "Keep the Faith" to be the last tolerable album by Bon Jovi.  I grew up listening to Slippery When Wet (GREAT album, if it needs to be said), and while I don't own any others except their "Cross Road: Greatest Hits" album, I have heard enough to know that the majority of stuff after 1992 is pure pop shit (It seems grunge is to hair metal as antibiotics are to bacteria - it can end up killing good stuff and allowing bad stuff to take the good stuff's place).  Sure, their '80s metal was very pop-driven, but for some reason it seemed more real - more about the music and lifestyle and less about the money.  Now I'm not a Bon Jovi expert, or a biographer, but I think most people with any sort of musical appreciation would agree.

I cannot believe that Bon Jovi has sold out five shows at London's O2 arena, which can hold up to 23,000 people, and is slated to add nine more shows!  I cannot believe that they are still able to sell out any concerts, let alone five at a large arena.

And if that's not enough, now people are complaining about ticket prices.  I guess I would, too, if somebody were trying to charge me more than $5 to see them, but that's just me.  No, aparantly they're charging $73 for general admission and $325 for the most expensive seats.  Sure, there's no doubt that this is highway robbery to see Bon Jovi, but it sounds like people are willing to pay anyways (which is just insane).

So I suppose, I would have to agree that what's being charged is ludacris!  But correct me if I'm wrong - aren't actual successful bands charging a LOT more for their tickets?  Hell, I think Britney Spears has a higher ticket ceiling.  I would verify this for you, but I have no ambition to Google ticket prices for a Britney Spears show.  It's bad enough I've typed her name twice already.

So... Bon Jovi's touring.  Bon Jovi's selling out concerts.  Bon Jovi's selling out potentially fourteen consecutive shows at the same arena.  Bon Jovi's actually able to sell tickets for a minimum of $73.  If this isn't Bizzaro World, I'm not sure what's going on.  Although, there was that one thing... "Hello? Hello? Anybody home? Huh? Think, McFly. Think!"

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

It's Time To Feel The Steel!


No, not mine.  I'm here to give you a small commentary on the new album by the band Steel Panther, called "Feel the Steel."  The album was realeased on October 6, 2009, shortly after which I provided an audio review for the Big Dave and Company podcast during my Six Pack segment.  That podcast can be found here, or on iTunes:

First, let me say that this album FUCKING ROCKS!  The first impression that one might get from listening to some of the songs on this album is that these guys are a joke.  Literally.  Like in the vein of Spinal Tap or something like that.  But really, this is just a glam metal band with a great sense of humor.

Along with the lyrics that are just as much fun to sing along with as laugh with, the music is anything but ordinary.  This is not just plain, heartless, lyric-backing rock.  The music grabs you by the throat and demands your attention.  Try firing up the album and not instantly be in a better place while listening to "Death To All But Metal."

There are very few weak points to the album, though "Eyes of a Panther" is not my favorite.  In general, the energy is at a pretty consistently high level.  If you listen closely, you'll hear influences, if not almost-samples from the likes of Van Halen, Bon Jovi, Extreme and Whitesnake.  Did I mention that they're essentially a glam metal band?  DAMN is it great to hear new stuff like this again.  This album was as exciting of a find as the Airbourne album "Runnin' Wild" was.

So... pick up this album if you're looking to rock and have a great time.  You won't regret the $8 MP3 download from iTunes or Amazon.  For further information, check out their website, loaded with information, extras and media at http://www.steelpantherrocks.com/.

And as Michael Starr would say: "Whoooooaaa, Hey Hey Hey, F*ck all night and Party all Day!"

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Welcome to the Theatre of Death!

Spoiler alert. If you plan on seeing Alice Cooper on his current tour, you may not want to read this posting until after the show. This assumes that anyone even reads this seldom-updated (though not intentionally) piece of crap blog. But, whatever. Now on to the review.

I recently went to see Alice Cooper at the Wisconsin Valley Fair in Wausau, Wisconsin. Now I don't get to a lot of concerts - in fact, I'm not proud to say that the only real concerts I've ever seen were three separate Dave Matthews Band concerts - but I have to say that Alice ROCKED! This setlist is from his Pennsylvania show, but if it's not identical, it's damn similar:

School's Out
Department Of Youth
I'm Eighteen
Wicked Young Man
Ballad Of Dwight Fry
Go To Hell
Guilty
Welcome To My Nightmare
Cold Ethyl
Poison
The Awakening
From The Inside
Nurse Rozetta
Is It My Body
Be My Lover
Only Women Bleed
I Never Cry
The Black Widow
Vengeance Is Mine
Devil's Food
Dirty Diamonds
Billion Dollar Babies
Killer
I Love The Dead
No More Mr. Nice Guy
Under My Wheels
School's Out

My buddy and I had great seats - ten rows or so up the grandstand, dead center, with an unobstructed line of sight. From what I've read, people seem to not like the sound system at the venue, but it sounded fine with earplugs in (don't laugh - at least I could hear after the show). Nobody seemed to care about ANYTHING that was brought into the concert, so I was able to record some decent videos and get lots of pics with my camera.

The venue was PACKED and everyone really seemed to enjoy the show, which is amazing considering the diverse crowd at a local fair. Hell, for $9 admission to the fair and $6 parking, nobody within 50 miles had an excuse not to see the show.

Being the Theatre of Death Tour, there were plenty of theatrics to go around. The songs blended well with each other and told a series of short stories - most ending with Alice's death. He was injected with a giant poison needle, decapitated by a guillotine, hung and impaled by a box of spikes. Alice also impaled a guy on a metal rod and strangled a nurse to death (so you can see why he'd be executed).

On top of the highly entertaining show, Alice also sounded awesome. For 61 years old, I was impressed by how his voice still has the same tone and power as it did decades earlier. And for me, his band sounded great too. The intermission-like guitar solos were spirited and energetic and served their purpose well. They sounded great on all of the classics as well.

The only bad thing I can say (I'm sure there were plenty of technical, highly nit-picky things, but like I said, I'm basing this on my enjoyment of the show) is that there were a lot of songs that I wasn't familiar with. I'm not an Alice Cooper aficionado, though, so I'm not surprised. These songs weren't bad, though; in fact, I thoroughly enjoyed them. I just couldn't participate in them as much.

So, if I have to compare all future concerts to this one, I'm afraid that after seeing all of the theatrics and energy in this show, I may be quite disappointed. I loved the show, it's something I'll never forget, and I look forward to discovering more Alice Cooper deep tracks.

P.S. ~ Alice, I love your radio show. The rock n' roll knowledge and quips that you drop are priceless.

Thursday, April 30, 2009

The End of an Artform

For many of you, this may be old news, but it appears that the art of the album is all but extinct. And along with the physical album itself, whatever the incarnation, so goes various other necessary aspects. Some of these include artwork, liner notes and track sequencing. These things I will address individually in upcoming posts, since they each deserve their own special attention.

To clarify, I am not against digital music or individual tracks. In fact I love the ability to find those long-lost nuggets and then be able to consume them almost instantly. I believe that through this instant gratification, one's attachment to the song, album and even artist is greatly diminished.

...ripply effect for fade-out to daydream sequence... Some of my first memories of really becoming involved with the music I was listening to was when I would sit myself by the radio all day long on a weekend and wait for one of my favorite songs (Pour Some Sugar On Me, Electric Blue) to play on the radio so I could hit the record button on my cassette player while yelling at the DJs to stop intro-ing and ruining my recording. I had to put effort and dedication into my music, and the payoff was that much sweeter.

Later, when I started being able to purchase full albums, the medium itself was a limiter. If you wanted to listen to a song over and over, you had to put in at least a little work to rewind the cassette. But more often than not, I would listen to the song I really liked a couple of times, then let the rest of the album play through, thus developing a connection to the the album as a whole and discovering songs you would never ever hear otherwise. You couldn't just random through a bunch of albums. Again, even with CDs, if you wanted to listen to a huge variety of music, you either had to put in the time to create a mix-tape, or swap out discs all the time, which was relatively annoying. (Shut up... I'm talking pre-disc changers)

...fade back to reality... So as you can see, having a physical connection and limited access to music ended up making the music mean a lot more to me. It could be that this occurred during my more formative years, but I feel that the music from that time is more heavily associated with happenings in my life because I was more active an involved with it. This same theory, to me, applies to buying vs. pirating (which I've never done, because that would be wrong... I'm only guessing here) music. I feel more of an obligation to the music if I've spent my hard-earned money to support something I believe in.

So in summary, I love digital music. I won't stop utilizing it or buying digital singles. But I think that this trend is an unfortunate one, if for nobody else than the individual listener. What kind of memories will the kids of tomorrow have of their music growing up. Will it have emotional ties? Will they recognize complete bodies of work, or will they just remember a randomly sequenced collection of disposable melodies? So next time you fire up the iPod, take the small step of instead of shuffling all songs, shuffle just between albums, and enjoy your experience. ...If you have the willpower.

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Rockin' Out With My... Nevermind

Well, here it is music lovers. My brand new blog devoted to all sorts of music, but mainly rock n' roll. This blog is meant to be fun and laid-back with links to information that hopefully rockers will find useful.

As those who have read my "Test for Echo" blog, I don't always get around to updating my blog regularly. That's why I'm hoping that putting plenty-o-links to kick-ass information and media will keep you coming back even if I'm not able to post an entry directly. "Test for Echo" will remain a general random-thoughts blog of whatever pops into my head.

Not everyone's musical tastes are the same, and nobody is right or wrong in what they like. Personally, I tend to enjoy listening to music where I know the performer has done the bulk of the writing and music composition themselves, though I'm sure I'll get called out on this as my tastes become known. Remember, though: there are always exceptions to the rule, and everybody has their guilty pleasures. Music means different things to different people, depending on what their ear deems pleasurable, and also what events (especially powerful ones) were transpiring when they heard a particular song.

I like almost all types of music, but as you can probably tell, my allegiances lie heavily in rock n' roll. I love '80s music, glam rock, straight-forward rock, hard rock, heavy metal, classic rock, folk rock and blues.

So come on in, pull yourself up a seat, forget about all the other crap that happened today, and enjoy your stay at the Rock N' Roll Refuge.

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